Old rivalries heat up. Yep, it's from The Onion. Can't we all use a laugh on Friday afternoon?
As of 7 a.m., two (2!) stories about St. Louis find a place on the front of the New York Times site: one, of course, breaking news about the Kirkwood shootings, and another titled "Side Trips in St. Louis: A Holiday for Eccentrics." Eccentrics, please leave your guns and hostilities at home, but by all means, come check out City Museum, the International Bowling Museum and Cardinals Hall of Fame, and the A-B Brewery...(the second story providing further evidence of just how hard people find it to describe City Museum in print.)