They just can't let us have anything, can they? We had staked our entire civic image (well, half of it: the other half being the whole "most crime-ridden" thing) on being the country's fattest city...and now they've taken *that*, too!
Yep, kids, that's right: Men's Fitness magazine has come out with its rankings of the Fittest and the Fattest, and guess who's tipping the scales at the top of the list? Maybe they'll rename it "Lincoln Pork." Ha! I kill me.
Anyway, we all know these things are made-up malarkey, blah blah blah. Except when we win a good one, of course. But funniest of all is the reaction in Baltimore, the new "fittest city" in the poll: "Wha? Shut up, lardass, and pass the fries."
Posted under STL in the News by Amanda Doyle on Fri., Jan 6, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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